Heh heh, sorry for the random video game blogs, my friends, but this is just a story that has to be told. As all we gaming folk know, three main companies (Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft) rule the industry with their devices of wonder and wisdom. But before Microsoft with the Xbox in the early 2000s, it was just Nintendo 'n Sony rivalin' for the market. It all started with the original PlayStation and Nintendo 64 in 1995 and 1996, then the PlayStation 2 and Gamecube in 2000 and 2001, then the PlayStation 3 and Wii in 2006, and finally, the Nintendo DS and PlayStation Portable (PSP, if you will) in 2004 and 2005, respectively. Somewhat recently, Nintendo announced the Nintendo 3DS for release just next month in Japan, and March for Americans and Australians.…Read more >
Uh, yes, I'd like honey mustard. Huh?... Oh. It's YOU! Well, I guess since you're here I gotta talk to you, eh. Fine, then. Let's see. What's on my agenda? Hmm... Ah, here we go! The Times Square bombing. Why are we talking about this? Didn't people die?
Guy: Uh... no. The bomb failed to go off.
Ha! Take that you stupid terrorist! In.. the face!
However? However?! HOWEVER?! However what, you fat piece of trash?!
Guy: The bomb had every ability to go off and explode.
Well... but it didn't. So that means them terrorists are even dumber than I previously thought!
Guy: Or they could be planning that as a trap.
Random Guy, say WHAT?!
Guy: Yes. Perhaps it was a trick. Maybe they are trying to see how fast we would respond to the situation.
Well …Read more >
Ever since E3 2010 when the Nintendo 3DS was first unveiled, I immediately knew I wanted it. I wanted to feel the circle pad, I wanted to see the 3D effects, I wanted to play the marvelous games that were on it! But alas, I would have to wait 'til it was released... until I could afford the $250 needed to get it. Well, I don't have $250. And here I am, on the day the 3DS is released. What's a guy to do? Well, the brilliant minds at Nintendo decided to set up demo units at numerous stores for poor folks to check out the device at no additional cost. Thankfully, I caught wind of this news and went right over.
Best Buy. That's where they were. Best Buy. So thus, after much anticipation and planning, I hoped a ride over to the nearby mall and went …
Read more >
As some of you may know - and if ya don't yer a fool - that Saturday, March 27 is the air date of the 2010 Kids' Choice Awards. For more info of the concept of the KCA itself, go to this article: The Kids' Choice Awards. Anyway, now that we've cleared the complications, below are polls in which you can choose who you voted for in the KCA. If you'd rather vote on the actual website and not waste your time here, then go and get the heck out my life you beast!
Read more >
Hello there, random reader. I'm sure if you've been to some character pages such as Joel Severe, Jordan, Ashley, J. Severe, or Random Kid, they have a big picture near the top of the page that depicts the subject. Why do we here at the Joel Severe Wiki do this? To give you a vivid picture of what a person in a story looks like. And while these pictures have achieved such things, they could be improved so much more. And by that I mean, not the look of the characters themselves, but the WAY they are presented. For the pictures which depict the aforementioned characters/staff, they are character poses pasted on white backgrounds. For some time, that's actually bothered me, for it distracts from the page. While the picture is supposed to be r…
Read more >
(gasp), (gasp) Oh my GOSH! People, I've just done extensive research and I found something that revolutionizes not just gaming, but the world as we know it! Introducing... Xbox 360 Kinect!
This magnificent new system is compatible with the Xbox 360 is puts YOU as the controller! There is just nothing more to say! Please comment on this world-changing event! I've gotta go get an Xbox 360! Folks, this new invention will be out by Fall 2010! Start saving ya money! Whoo!
Heh-heh. I-I'm sorry about that. Let me just explain this. The third video just blew me away. We see a lady and she's talking to a guy. Not just any guy - a computer-animated guy. On the TV. He's not even just a real guy, he's a computer character! And what's more, he talks and …Read more >
- Huh? Hmm. Well Jeff, it seems our readers are here. We'll discuss the plan later. Go on. Shoo. Bye, Jeff.
Hey there, folks! You've read my review on Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and now here comes the latest movie from Disney · Pixar: "Toy Story 3."
Mom: Oh, you're reviewing Toy Story 3?
Me: Yes, Mother.
Mom: Oh that's great! Remember the trailers from before the movie?
Me: Yes, Mom. Everyone remembers the trailers.
Mom: There was Alpha and Omega, Legend of the Guardians, The Chronicles of Narnia, Tangled...
Me: The Smurfs...
Mom: Oh yeah! Who can forget those little blue guys? So CUTE!
Me: Mom, can you go?
Mom: What's the magic wer-erd?
Me: GET OUT!
Mom: Nope, guess again.
Me: Augh... (puts on creepy smile) Please!
Mom: Blech! Boy, if you ever gonna get a girlfriend you bette…Read more >
Lately, random people have been on my wiki and editing things against my wishes. It's not just some regular word, like "chocolate." That, I can forgive. However, when you type full fledged-out profanity that shouldn't even be thought of by any living person... well, that's just despicable.
If you have any brains at all, you'd have read the rules on the home page. It says that this is a "family-friendly wiki". FAMILY-FRIENDLY . Using profanity and saying innappropiate stuff is NOT family-friendly. Which means if you don't follow this, you got mental problems!
If you don't know what profanity means, it's cursing or swearing. Just so you know. People who have trouble followed these rules are, what I call, online terrorists. These include:
- A LOUIS
Read more >
Just a few days ago, one of the most heinous things known to mankind happened. Worse than a bombing of the Empire State Building. Worse than the Statue of Liberty being set on fire. Here's what happened....
I dropped my sandwich.
Deep, ain't it? But anyways, let's be serious here. Just so you know, I'm not normally serious. As a matter of fact, I hate being serious. Serious stinks! Fun forever! ... Ahem. Sorry 'bout that. Today we're gonna talk about Haiti.
See, ironically, this handsome guy over here originates from Haiti. Both my parents are from there. So I get a lot of French and Creole here and there. But lately, Haiti's gotten no luck. It became the poorest country in the western hemisphere and -- what the heck?! Get away from me you be…Read more >
January 19 was a day for great news! Found out why below!
I haven't really announced much stuff on this lately, but there are a lot of things to cover, especially with the Nintendo World convention in Japan a week ago, and the January 19 conference in New York (which can be seen far below in 35 minute video form) and Amsterdam respectively a couple of days ago. First things first, the Nintendo 3DS finally has an American release date and price! Yes, it's true, you can pick a shiny new 3DS on March 27 for $249.99! Or, if you would like to get it as soon as possible so you can rub it in your friends' faces, preorder it on Amazon.com!
Anyway, now for the other news. There is a new gameplay video featuring clips from announced 3DS games, shown at…
Read more >
Hello there, folk-ety folks! You've stumbled upon the most complex thing known to mankind. As a matter of fact, you may be holding the fate of the world on your computer screen. What is this thing, you ask? It is.....Joel Severe Wiki.
Deep, ain't it? Well this wiki has many things to it. Things that will enchant, astonish, and even flabbergast audiences 'round the world. Things such as: biographies of dead pop stars, the history of three bug-eyed superheroines, and more! Jealous, aren't ya? It's OK to feel a little envy every now and then.
As launched on August 18, 2009, this wiki stands for truth, justice, and the American way! It also stands for the Canadian way, Haitian way, and many other ways that will blow your mind with its complexity…Read more >
Well folks, I've achieved a new level of coolness. I'm reviewing movies now. Yep. You might say I'm somewhat of a film critic. Yeah... Awesome. Yes, yes, I know you're really jealous. But not everyone can be as cool as this (points to self). So just deal with it. But if ya can't, just leave the wiki. Yeah, leave it right now..... So ya still here, eh? Fine then. That proves that you can handle my extreme coolness. Perhaps you are worthy to read this piece of art. Okay then. Read ahead... I said read... READ, BOAHY!!! You know what, if you can't follow the rules then you're just a fool, hear me? A dern fool! Get out of here you nitwit! Sorry for my sudden outburst. Please, just... just read.
This film is able middle-schooler Greg Heffley (Za…
Read more >
Narrator: (walks onto stage, decked out in three piece suit, holding his head down for dramatic effect) Good evening...
For almost a year, JSW and SIW have gone above and beyond the call of duty to make sure that readers are entertained to the fullest extent, as well as articles for the learner inside you who wishes to know a bit more than about all-out brawls. Both wikis served the same purpose. Since their births, they have always been used together. As a matter of fact, it seemed somewhat redundant for two wikis that serve the EXACT same purpose to be separate. It was kind of like the thing with Siamese twins. It was ludicrous! Something had to be done, the two wikis were always paired together.
Well, Random Kid and J. Severe have made a …
Read more >
Tempting, ain't it. You're jealous of the success of others, and you've just come to your worst enemies wiki. You want to mess it up don't cha' boahy? Or... girl, or whatever the heck you are! Anyway, lately people have been coming to this wiki and breaking the rules. By that I mean editing against my wishes. And it's not just putting some old regular word like "chocolate". Evil-doers have been coming here and using full fledged profanity that shouldn't even be thought of in the minds of any regular human being! Despicable isn't it?
If you have any brains at all, you should know, by reading the rules on the home page that when you edit on the wiki, profanity or any kind of things innapropriate that are not family-friendly are not aloud here…Read more >
I never thought it possible folks, but it happened. What happened? Well, I found some future game systems that can revolutionize both gaming and the WORLD as we know it!
I was just browsing through Youtube. Earlier, one of my acquaintances in school informed me about something called "Project Natal." So, I decided to take the guys advice and look it up on Youtube. Well... what I found... words can't explain. Why don't you see for yourself...Read more >
As you should know, Stories and Info Wiki is a busy community with many workers and whatnot. I bet you would like to hear what these guys talk about "behind the scenes". Well, they talk about alot of stuff, how to run the wiki, new ideas, and they even have random arguments about the weirdest of things. This blog will show you first hand how these kings and queens of this wiki communicate. There may even be some intruders once and a while but, you can always leave it up to the admins on the Stories and Info Wiki to work to stop vandalism.
I bet you'd like to become an admin wouldn't you, well. It takes alot and when I say alot I mean ALOT of work to become an admin. Especially on the Stories and Info Wiki. We run a tight shift around here a…Read more >
Why hey there random reader! You've seemed to have come across something grand. It's name, the Stories and Info Wiki. Okay, first let me explain the rules for this show! Yes, it's true. As much as I hate to be strict, there must be order, less the wiki is destroyed.
- Rule 1: No profanity or any trash like that!
- Rule 2: Be nice. Don't come around here insulting people got it?!
- Rule 3: Follow the rules or you will be blocked. There have been some who think they can do whatever they want. Well, they were seriously wrong got it!
And those are basically the rules on this blog. Follow em', or be banned. Your choice, although I'd go with following the rules so I could have fun. This great wiki was established on December 20th, 2009. But, it feels like it…Read more >