The Twilight Saga is a series of fantasy-romance books by Stephanie Mayer. This article is for opinons of said book series, and not actual info per se.
J. Severe's PerspectiveEdit
J. Severe: Twilight is one of the most foolish things ever written and it may bring us all to a bloody end one day. Seriously, a girl falling in love with a vampire? When you think long and hard about it, you can't decide whether that's disturbing or just plain wrong.
Girls. What's the deal with girls? Even more weird than what they do and what they talk about, is what they read. I'm sure the common pre-teen girl reads a bunch of magazines or tabloids, or anything else remotely foolish. And of course, I couldn't care less - that is, until now. Lately, a new book has been added to the feeble minds of the pre-teen girl. What book, you ask? Well, if you had any brains at all, you'd notice that this article is about "Twilight." And thus, that's what these girls are reading.
If you look at the cover of the first book in the Twilight saga, you'd just see an apple in some random guy's hand. Such a thing would seem harmless, correct? Wrong! If only you looked inside the book itself, and saw what horror it beheld, you'd want to rent a sniper and put that book out of its misery. Okay, maybe that's over exaggerating, but it's still very foolish. What's bad about it, you ask? Well, it has to do with romance.
Okay, okay, calm down! I know how horrible this is for you, but try to keep a focused head. This is no ordinary romance story, like Romeo and Juliet, no this has to do with a girl and a vampire. Yep, that's right. A girl and a vampire. Most vampires you read about will must likely suck the blood out of the first person you see. Well, this guy's no exception. Just for the time being, this vampire dude is named Edward Cullen. Yeah, that's right. Anyway, some random teen girl named Bella Swan (really, what kind of name is that?) takes a trip to a town in Washington. There she encounters said guy Edward. She does not know he's a vampire yet, and you might say that they hated each other's guts.
Now this hatred ends when Bella is about to be run over by a van and Ed stops it with his BARE HANDS! Sounds pretty intense. This story may not be as remotely foolish as I previously stated... Okay, I know what you are thinking. Maybe I was too harsh on this series. But after this scene, Bella questions Ed's strength. The girl infers that he is a vampire, after stuff told to her by family friend Jacob Black. Ed admits this and says that he had just tried to avoid her, so he was not tempted to rip her neck open and suck out her blood. Then the two "fall in love." Yeah, I know. You're disgusted. This is a family-friendly wiki, and I just ruined it by talking about love. I'm sorry, and it will never be done again.
And that's pretty much when the lovey-dovey stuff kicks in for the next few chapters, until some vampire tracker guy named James Coven comes after Bella, tries to turn her into a vampire so he can hunt her for sport! Fortunately, Bella was able to escape until the guy found her yet again and threatened her and her mama! Then an all-out brawl broke out between Ed and James, and the fate of the world hung in the balance!!! Ed is successful in defeating the villain, and then Bella reveals her urge to become a vampire, too. And that's pretty much how the book ends.
Okay, so maybe I was a bit harsh on it. I had actually thought that it was 100% bad when it truly wasn't. But nevertheless 'tis only the climaxes that intrigued me and the rest is phooey. So just don't expect me to become some sudden Twilight fan because I won't and never will! Oh, and while I'm here, Harry Potter is WAAAAAY better than Twilight!
Random Kid's Perspective Edit
So I guess I don't HATE Twilight as much as I used to, but I still have no doubt that it's incredibly foolish!
Ashley Girl's Perspective Edit
Ashley: Only one word can describe Jacob Black: HOT! HOT! HOT!
Like, oh my gosh! Twilight is the best thing that ever happened to young adult literature! I mean, it's so sweet! The two fall in love! Like, I mean, good for them! it's always great to find true love! Ahhhh.... ^_^ Anyway, I love the movies even more than the books! 'Cuz the actors in the movies are so HOT! HOT! HOT! Especially Taylor Lautner who plays Jacob Black! Why am I sweating? Oh yeah, cuz he's so HOT! HOT! HOT!
Oh my gosh, I totally love Taylor Lautner! I mean, he's so HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! Oh my gosh, I could just kiss him! HOT HOT HOT! Hee hee. I love Twilight! I love Twilight! Take that Twilight haters! Ha ha ha! HOT! HOT! HOT! OMG, he is so stinkin' HOT HOT HOT! Ha ha ha!
I love Twilight! It's so sweet! I love love! Get it? "I love love"? Because it's love that I love. And that's like, ironic, or something. I don't care. HOT HOT HOT! HOT HOT HOT! HOT... HOT... guess what? HOT!!!!!