Random Kid: No! Why?! Why would you put such a foolish article on Stories and Info Wiki?! Are you mad with power!?
Random Girl: Mwah ha ha haah! Huh?! Oh... excuse me. No Random Kid, I just wanted to advise the readers about this awesome series of books by Stephanie Meyer.
Random Kid: You fool! If I WANTED a Twilight article on this wiki I would've put one a long time ago.
Random Girl: Whatever!
Random Kid: Twilight. It just suddenly began sweeping the nation, it's so darn famous! I wish my books could become famous.
J.Severe: Well look at it this way Random Kid, with a Twilight article on your wiki and Twilight is very famous, perhaps your wiki could also get some publicity from this article. Then, they'll see other stories and automatically be pulled into the genius that is SIW.
Random Kid: Hm. Nicely put J.Severe. Well, Random Girl, the fate and publicity of the Stories and Info Wiki was suddenly thrusts into your hands! Make this a good article kid!
Random Girl: Yaaay! Alright let's get started!
As summarized by Random Girl
Twilight is about a lonely girl named Isabella "Bella" Swan, who lives in Phoenix, Arizona. On a short trip to Forks, Washington, she encounters Edward Cullen a.k.a, a vampire! The two aren't very fond of one another at first, but eventually begin to get along after a Edward saves Bella's life from an out of control van! Pretty intense, ain't it! Just imagine you're simply walking through a parking lot when a van comes flying out of nowhere! You're petrified with fear, knowing that you only have a few seconds left to live! Then, some random guy who you weren't so fond of at first comes and instantaneously stops the thing with his bare hands! Anyway's, Bella was curious of how this guy was so powerful and asked him questions and whatnot, and I admit he's a shady character, his past and present unbeknownst to everyone.
After hearing a few local "tribal" legends from a close family friend, Jacob Black, played in the movie by Taylor Lautner, the fool infers that the poor guy's a vampire... though she was right, how dare she, be so judgemental, what if he just lifts alot of weights or something!? After blurting out her foolish yet correct inference to the one called Edward, he finally admitted to being a vampire, and avoided Bella because the scent of her blood was too desirable for him!! He just wanted to bite into her neck and--... but he didn't. Thus, Edward and Bella (Random Kid shivers with disgust), fall in love.
After a few "happy" months or so, their relationship is abruptly disturbed by some tracker vampire named James! A member of a vampire group called "Coven". This guy was after Bella! The fool even tried to turn her into a vampire and hunt her for sport! Bella was sent to hide out in a nearby hotel in Phoenix! She patiently waited, until James called, threatening her and her mother! Thus, an intense brawl broke out between Edward and James! Head to head, toe to toe, eye to eye!! Edward was successful in defeating the antagonist and sucked the venom from James' bite out of Bella. A few day's later, Bella explains her urge to become a vampire. And that's pretty much the whole first book, I don't have to explain the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or 5th book because everything builds up off of the first book. Yep, and there it is folks!
Random Girl: So Random Kid and J.Severe, how do you guys feel about Twilight now?
Random Kid: Well, I suppose I don't hate it as much, but I still refuse to read the thing!
Random Girl: What about that intense part in the beginning of the first book where the killer gave a smirk and lunged forward to kill Bella!!??
J.Severe: What the?! Listen Random Girl, no matter what you say, we won't read the book.
Random Kid: Just the other day I read the first page and was disgusted beyond repair!
Random Girl: Oh well, everyone can't like the book. (spots Spontaneous Editor in the corner with some kind of book) What's that Spontaneous?
Spontaneous Editor: Gah! What?! Oh, this is just... well...
Random Girl: I knew it! I knew one of you liked Twilight and it turned out to be you!
Spontaneous Editor: Huh!? You... shut cho mouth!
Random Girl: Mm-hm!
Spontaneous Editor: (grunt)!
Books in the SeriesEditBook 1: Twilight
Book 2: New Moon
Book 3: Eclipse
Book 4: Breaking Dawn
Book 5: Midnight Sun (Edward Cullen's Point of View)
- Bella Swan
- Edward Cullen
- Carlisle Cullen
- Emmet Cullen
- Esme Cullen
- Renesmee Cullen
- Jacob Black
- Jasper Hale
- Rosalie Hale
Three Main Character (before the Twilight series took place) Biographies:Edit
- Bella Swan- Bella was born on September 13, 1987 to Renée and Charlie Swan, a young couple living in the small town of Forks, Washington. Bella's parents divorced when Bella was six months old, and Renée took Bella with her to Riverside, California, before moving to Phoenix, Arizona when Bella was five. Very little of Bella's life in Phoenix is mentioned,although she does allude to not fitting in very well at her old school, never having any romantic relationships or many friends, and that she spent a lot of time with her mother. She mentions briefly taking piano lessons, which she complained about until her mother let her discontinue her lessons, and having a few pet fish. It is also known that she used to take ballet lessons in a studio near her house, and that she wasn't very good; she was always placed, to Bella's relief, in the back at recitals. The dance studio is the site of a future fight between Bella, Edward, and James. Bella is also known to have visited Forks in her past to spend time with Charlie. During these occasions, she also spent time with Rachel, Rebecca, and Jacob Black, the children of Charlie's friend Billy Black. This info was recieved from the Twilight Wiki, a wiki that Random Kid nor J.Severe like in any way, jsut for the record...
- Edward Cullen- Edward was born on June 20, 1901 in Chicago, Illinois. Though he has mentioned that he doesn't remember it too well, he grew up in an old-fashioned family life style. Edward wanted to enlist in the army during World War One while he was growing up. That changed, however, when he and his parents became sick from the Spanish Influenza in 1918. His father, Edward Masen Sr., died in the first wave of the influenza. Before she died, Edward's mother, Elizabeth Masen, begged the doctor who was taking care of them, Dr. Carlisle Cullen, to do everything within his power to save her son. Elizabeth: "You must do everything in your power. What others cannot do, that is what you must do for my Edward." Carlisle acted on her wishes when Edward was near death himself. After Elizabeth died, Carlisle took Edward from the hospital, brought him to his house, and changed him into a vampire. Edward had a rebellious period at the beginning of his vampire life and left Carlisle and Esme in 1928. During his lone time, he used his mind reading ability to attack the worst people of society, thinking as long as he was serving justice, it would not matter it he were feeding on humans. A few years later, he regretted this decision and returned to Carlisle's way of life in which animal blood, rather than human, is their source of sustenance. Over the next 80 to 90 years, additional vampires were created by Carlisle as a last resort for a select few nearly dead, and left-for-dead individuals who then became part of the Cullen family, known to vampires as a coven. Esme, a distraught, grieving mother of a dead child, became Carlisle's mate and Edward's adoptive mother. Rosalie Hale, a would-be socialite left for dead by her fiancé, was originally intended as Edward's mate, but never became more to him than a sibling. Emmett Cullen became Edward's adoptive brother after Rosalie found him near death from a bear attack and fell in love with him. Already vampires, Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen sought out and found the Cullens and adopted themselves into the family after both escaping tragic pasts. This info was also recieved from the Twilight Wiki.
- Jacob Black- Jacob was born to Billy and Sarah Black. Sarah died in a car crash when he was very young, though Jacob never speaks of this. He has two older sisters, Rachel and Rebecca. Rebecca moves to Hawaii and eventually marries while Rachel, who has been off at college, returns later in the series and is imprinted on by Paul, whatever that means. This, was also recieved from the Twilight Wiki.