Hello there, folk-ety folks! You've stumbled upon the most complex thing known to mankind. As a matter of fact, you may be holding the fate of the world on your computer screen. What is this thing, you ask? It is.....Joel Severe Wiki.

Deep, ain't it? Well this wiki has many things to it. Things that will enchant, astonish, and even flabbergast audiences 'round the world. Things such as: biographies of dead pop stars, the history of three bug-eyed superheroines, and more! Jealous, aren't ya? It's OK to feel a little envy every now and then.

As launched on August 18, 2009, this wiki stands for truth, justice, and the American way! It also stands for the Canadian way, Haitian way, and many other ways that will blow your mind with its complexity.

Each month, certain things on the home page will change - such as "Polls of the Month, Photo(s) of the Month, Battle of the Videos" and... that's about it. What? You thought I'd say: "and... many more!"? Well the home page can only be so big with information and whatnot.

This page is special. 'Tis a blog page. I've no idea what the heck a "blog" is in the first place, but I just use these to tell about updates and other things. It can also be used for conversation. Not I would talk anyway. I'm much too busy. Plus the person I'm talking to may try to sneak some of MY personal information, and use it to break into my house and kill us all! I'm not going to be the idiot who falls in their heinous trap.

The rest of this wiki is full of videos, pictures, articles, and other things. This wiki, as created by a guy who goes by the pen name Joel Severe, is supposed to be educational AND entertainmental. No one, and I do mean NO ONE edits this here wiki without my permission. Nevertheless, I probably won't let you edit it anyway unless it involves the fate of the world or you just have a darn good excuse. Don't try to pull a fast one over me either, 'cause I know who edits what and I can block ya! How you feelin'?

And that's about it. That's the ups, downs, lefts, rights, and intermediate directions of this website. Go on and explore the magic of Severe! And you'll be beggin' for more. I'll have to make more. Because... well, that's the whole use of the wiki. To write down stuff. Why, without that this website would turn into a piece of trash. And I'd never let anything I create turn into trash!

So whatcha waitin' for? A bowl a spaghetti? Go on! Git!

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